Arab Student in the UK's email to his Dad:

Dear Dad

England is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
from his dad:

My dear loving son

Twenty million pounds from UK fuel sales has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too

Spottec this the other day..

A landrover is chasing a jeep.What does the jeep do to lose the landrover the jeep goes offroad..

Thought it was quite good made me chuckle..

Cheers Gav

The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

pmsl ,,,,,,,,:D

whats a 3 legged donkey

wonkey

i know its a bad joke

aint that off an old kids programme lmao, Can tell what you do in your spare time lol

now you are showing your age abit cos i do not remember it herd it off a friend

LMAO

Here ya go Nick lol

http://youtu.be/H-JXfIV2Zpo

defo do not rember it but its funny