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Patrick Holmes YR023 29-11-2007 10:25 AM

I swear they have them down some streets in Hull... Theres one near the hospital that beached my friends standard Astra and he couldn't get out of the end of his road! Council reduced it but its still ridiculously high and quite a few cars can't get out of their own street.

YR030 01-12-2007 06:15 PM

A funny place for an exhaust

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8...kersed2.th.jpg

Dave White YR009 01-12-2007 08:32 PM

http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=mancold

YR001 02-12-2007 01:15 AM

I tried showing my young lady that

The reply was "You can get sodded!"

I can only try

YR030 04-12-2007 09:40 AM

Technoligy update
 
we have come alongway over the years :lol::lol:

YR030 06-12-2007 05:21 PM

two irishmen and a blonde
 
TWO IRISH ENGINEERS & A BLONDE


Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.



A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.



Paddy: 'We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole,
but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts
and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket,
took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six
inches.



She then walked off.

Mick said:
'Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde!
We need the height and she gives us the length.'

Dave White YR009 06-12-2007 09:58 PM

15 days ? well it's their country and their laws so fair enough I guess.
But, to deport the poor woman to Liverpool... that's going too far.

Dave White YR009 07-12-2007 10:20 AM

I have visions of the firefighters debating whether to use the "Jaws of Life" or petrol Stihl saw before deciding on a Dremel !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/7131532.stm

Dave White YR009 09-12-2007 11:56 PM

Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

Simon Bentley YR005 10-12-2007 11:34 PM

Spot the differences

I think from the German there are only three, anyone speak German?

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