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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked 'Do you know her?' 'Yes' I sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up many years
ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' said my wife, 'Who would think someone could go on
celebrating that long!!!!'
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