I rear-ended a car this morning. It was all my fault.
We stopped at the side of the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.. he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well then which one are you!!!'
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