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Medical Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:
GUTS -
is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS -
is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next.'
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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