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For all the Frog haters!
The train Was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left wasbesidea well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman who had herpoodle sitting on it. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that
seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one
in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the length of the entire train
again, but still the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very
tired.' She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat
down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby
spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing thewrong thing.You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown
the wrong bitch out the window.'
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