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Old 23-04-2008   #94
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General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about
gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback
lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between
a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these
young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and
shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle
range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to
be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended
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