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Two Old Men
Two Old Men Decide They Are Close To Their
Last Days And Decide To Have A Last Night On The Town.
After A Few Drinks, They End Up At The Local Brothel.
The Madam Takes One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispers To Her
Manager, 'go Up To The First Two Bedrooms And Put An Inflated Doll In Each
Bed, These Two Are So Old And Drunk, I'm Not Wasting Two Of My Girls On
Them. They Won't Know The Difference.'
The Manager Does As He Is
Told And The Two Old Men Go Upstairs And Take Care Of Their
Business.
As They Are Walking Home The First Man Says, 'you Know, I
Think My Girl Was Dead!'
'dead?' Says His Friend, 'why Do You Say
That?'
'well, She Never Moved Or Made A Sound All The Time I Was Loving
Her.'
His Friend Says, 'could Be Worse I Think Mine Was A Witch.'
'a Witch, Why The Hell Would You Say
That?'
'well, I Was Making Love To Her, Kissing Her On The Neck And
Then I Went Down And Gave Her A Little Bite On The Ass, Next Thing I Know, She
Farted And Flew Out The Window.'
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