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An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she thinks she is pregnant.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is indeed pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Porsche 997 GT2 stops in front of their house, a mature, bald yet distinguished man impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of his new GT2 and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them:
"Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her
2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent the entire time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him... "You'll have sex again!!"
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