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Three men -- A Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and an American are all working
together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you
one wish, which is three wishes in tot al', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq
and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious
land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.
The American says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable.'
The American sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and
says,
'Fill it with water.'
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