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04-07-2012
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#381
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Responder
Vehicle: Defender 110 Utility
Responder No: YR009
Call Sign: M0PLR
Region: East Riding of Yorkshire
Location: Wawne (HULL)
Posts: 7,668
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Arab Student in the UK's email to his Dad:
Dear Dad
England is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
from his dad:
My dear loving son
Twenty million pounds from UK fuel sales has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too
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07-07-2012
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#382
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Lada niva
Region: Lincolnshire
Location: Manby Louth
Posts: 138
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Spottec this the other day..
A landrover is chasing a jeep.What does the jeep do to lose the landrover the jeep goes offroad..
Thought it was quite good made me chuckle..
Cheers Gav
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21-01-2013
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#383
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano
Region: East Riding of Yorkshire
Location: Hull
Posts: 2,262
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The difference between having Guts and having Balls...
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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21-01-2013
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#384
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Landrover Defender 90 also Disco 2 td5
Region: South Yorkshire
Location: Kimberworth, Rotherham, South Yorkshire
Posts: 183
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wayne
The difference between having Guts and having Balls...
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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pmsl ,,,,,,,,  |
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22-01-2013
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#385
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Land Rover Defender 90
Region: North Yorkshire
Location: Selby
Posts: 381
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whats a 3 legged donkey
wonkey
i know its a bad joke
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22-01-2013
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#386
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano
Region: East Riding of Yorkshire
Location: Hull
Posts: 2,262
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aint that off an old kids programme lmao, Can tell what you do in your spare time lol
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22-01-2013
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#387
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Land Rover Defender 90
Region: North Yorkshire
Location: Selby
Posts: 381
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now you are showing your age abit cos i do not remember it herd it off a friend
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22-01-2013
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#388
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano
Region: East Riding of Yorkshire
Location: Hull
Posts: 2,262
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nick foster
now you are showing your age abit cos i do not remember it herd it off a friend
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LMAO |
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22-01-2013
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#389
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano
Region: East Riding of Yorkshire
Location: Hull
Posts: 2,262
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23-01-2013
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#390
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YR4x4R Website User
Vehicle: Land Rover Defender 90
Region: North Yorkshire
Location: Selby
Posts: 381
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wayne
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defo do not rember it but its funny |
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